Dear Ms California,
I regret to inform you that you are a functional retard. Yes that pretty smile and composed demeanor may help you hide your disability in society, but after only a minute or two of listening to you speak it becomes all too clear that your IQ must be about the same number as your bust size.
For all of you that haven’t been following this story, Carrie Prejean (Ms California), lost the Ms USA pageant thanks to answering a question on gay marriage from Perez Hilton. She lost because in what can only be described as an incoherent rant tempered with moments of shear retardation she proclaimed the sanctity of marriage being only between a man and a woman. NEWSFLASH….the only people that watch beauty pageants are gay men and mid west mothers with 1980’s hair and a matching bedazzled jacket and jean combo. You just offended your base and you couldn’t even do it with some semblance of tact or intelligence.
Let me clue you in to something Ms Prejean. This world has no real sense of priority, because if it did then you would never be given a platform to speak and express your moronic and half baked views on morality and politics. But thankfully for you this world does give that platform to people with a beautiful face and flawless body, but just remember this. Every time you open your mouth and say something, the only reason you are allowed to do so is because the media and the people that bank roll you just are just men who respect nothing more than their goal to exploit and if possible have sex with you.
Oh, and one last thought. You know all those super nice guys that do your hair and makeup and seem so nice to you. They are gay, and now they hate your functionally retarded yet very well maintained ass.
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